A rude awakening

I opened up my email this morning to find an email from a sub (supposedly) and two pictures of his tiny cock. He wrote,

"Hi Mistress,

Do accept my apology for the delay. (I don't believe we had even emailed before)
I have attached the pictures as requested (I know I would not ask someone to send me pictures of his cock, that does NOTHING for me).

Please forgive me for its size (I don't care about the size).

Will await your comments and instructions. (I asked him to explain his rudeness ASAP, and to make an appointment with me so I could beat him).

Look forward to our 1st session. (I do too -- see above, but I doubt it will happen).

To recap -- DON'T send me pictures of your cock. Ever.